I Got a Brand New Set of Rules

by Nancy Bestor

If you spend any time with me, you’ll quickly learn I am a rule follower. I like to get to places on time (or, truth be told, even a little early), I struggle with questioning authority, and when someone tells me to wait in line or do something a certain way, I tend to do as I am told. Thus, every time I fly, I follow the TSA 311 rules to a T. All my liquids are jammed into one clear quart-sized bag, and the bottles holding said liquids are 3 ounces or less. And, of course, I always leave my hunting knives, firearms, and meat cleavers at home.

But on a recent trip, I noticed that in the TSA line in Medford, Oregon, the folks just ahead of me were not following the rules. They had shampoo AND conditioner bottles much larger than 3 ounces in their carry on. The bottles were not entirely full, but they were easily six ounces, or more. I smirked (to myself of course, because when I’m judgmental, I like to be judgmental in private), and waited for the TSA agent to confiscate their bottles. But alas, the agent said “these bottles are larger than carry on regulations. Next time please use the proper size.” And then he let them through, WITH THEIR BOTTLES!

Now perhaps the TSA agents at our little airport in Medford are kinder than TSA agents at larger airports. This could be true. But if TSA security regulations in place to prevent terrorism forbid travelers from carrying on large quantities of liquid, don’t you think all TSA agents everywhere should enforce those rules? Which, of course, begs the question, are liquids in bottles larger than 3 ounces a real security risk? Frankly, I think not.

Looking around at online traveler forums, I found that many travelers have carried on items that are not TSA-approved. Maybe it’s a full sized lotion bottle in their suitcase, or a swiss army knife in their purse. But again and again, travelers report that they are carrying on items that are not legal.

The long and short of it is that I will not stop following the rules. My deepest fear is that the one time I break the rules, I’ll get caught. And the TSA will not only confiscate my illegal item, but I’ll be subject to an additional search which will annoy me to no end. If you, on the other hand, are a risk taker, you might just get to carry your illegal items on to your next flight. Apparently, you won’t be the only one.